Match Game Questions

After having talked about it in two previous posts already, I am now finally going to share with you all the Match Game questions that I have written! 

Before I share them with you all, I would like to inform you all of how the questions on Match Game work. They are not standard game show questions, as they are bizarre, random, humorous, risqué fill-in-the-blank questions where contestants have to fill in the blank with whatever they think is the right answer, making it almost more like an improv prompt. With that out of the way, here are the questions I have written, with explanations for the correct answers.

Snow White Has Added An Eighth Dwarf To Her Cult Named Racy. Racy Still Sings Heigh Ho On His Way To Work, But He Doesn’t Work In The Diamond Mines, Racy Works At A ________ 

I feel that the correct answer in this scenario would be strip club. 

Dr Seuss Has Created A New Reality Show Called The Bachelorax. Instead Of Being Given Roses, Contestants Are Given ________

I feel the correct answer would be either trees or Thneeds. 

Seth Rogen Has Created A New Product Called Seth Rogaine. It Hasn’t Been Selling Well, Because Rather Than Growing Hair On Your Head, It Makes You Grow ________

I feel the correct answer to this one would definitely be weed. 

Clifford The Big Red Dog Keeps Getting Into Big Red Trouble. He Causes An Earthquake Every Time He Walks, And He Causes A Flood Every Time He _________

The correct answer to this one is definitely urinates.

Breaking News Out Of The Hundred Acre Wood. Winnie The Pooh Has Released A Rap Album. It’s Called Must Be The _______

The correct answer to this one is definitely Honey, in reference to the famous Nelly lyric Must Be The Money.

Ozzy Osbourne’s Fast Food Restaurant Has Been Hit With A Double Whammy Of Controversy. First He Opens It On The Sabbath, Then It Turns Out He’s Serving __________

The correct answer to this one is definitely bats, in reference to the time where he bit the head off a bat. 

There’s A New Game For Older Adults Called Hungry Hungry Hippies. Rather Than Trying To Collect Marbles, The Player At The End Of The Game With The Most __________ Wins 

The correct answer to this one is probably something like lava lamps, LSD, or weed.

Everybody Loves The Song It Wasn’t Me By Shaggy, But The Song Was Originally About A Time When Shaggy Was In An Elevator, And He _________

The correct answer to this one is definitely farted.

Due To Trains Losing Popularity, Thomas The Tank Engine Has Decided It’s Time To Undergo Some Trainsitioning, And In An Attempt To Appeal To Older And Edgier Kids, Will Be Going By Thomas The _________ 

There is no obvious answer to this one, but that’s okay because they have often had questions with no obvious answer that resulted in seven different answers. 

Fabio Has Recently Become A Food Critic. Last Night He Had An Awful Meal At The Local Italian Restaurant, And His Review Was Just These Six Words, “I Can’t Believe It’s Not __________.”

The obvious answer is better, as it sounds similar to the food I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, which Fabio was a spokesman for.

Dumb Dora Is So Dumb, She Was Recently On Beat Bobby Flay, And When The Producers Told Her To Bring Her Own Equipment, She Showed Up With ________.

The answer here I feel is either boxing gloves or whips and chains.

There’s A New Chocolate Bar From The Her-She Company Called Mrs. Goodbar. It’s Made From Pure Milk Chocolate, But It Doesn’t Contain Any ________.

The answer here is obviously nuts. 

Al Pacino Has Just Released The Alpuccino Coffee Maker. Reviews Say That It Makes A Good Cup Of Coffee, But It’s Frequently __________.

I feel the correct answer here is out of order, in reference to one of his famous movie quotes. 

There Is A House In New Orleans They Call The Rising Moon, And It’s Where All The Workers Have No _________.

I feel the correct answer here is pants, in reference to the fact that it’s called The Rising Moon and also the act of mooning someone.

Thanos Has Just Released A New Breakfast Cereal Called ThanO’s. It Contains The Exact Same Number Of Each Flavor, Has A Snappy Taste, And Is Perfectly __________.

I feel the correct answer is balanced, as Thanos was all about restoring balance to the world. 

Penn And Teller Have Decided To Go Their Separate Ways And Pursue Careers Fitting Of Their Names. Now Teller Works At A Bank, And Penn Is A Stunt Performer Who Shows Off How He Is Mightier Than A __________.

The correct answer to this one is sword, as there is a popular expression, The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword.

Steve From Blue’s Clues Is In A Very Serious Relationship. Every Night He Leaves Three Clues For His Girlfriend About Where They Are Going To Have Sexy Times, And Last Night The Answer Was The __________.

I feel the answer for this one would be Thinking Chair. 

Gumby Has Opened A Restaurant Called Gumby’s Gumbo. Reviews Say That The Food Looks Interesting, But It All Tastes Like __________.

The correct answer for this one would be clay, as Gumby is literally made out of clay.

Dumb Dora Is So Dumb, Many Years Ago, She Went To Woodstock, In Hopes That She Would Also Get To Meet __________.

I feel that the correct answer to this one would be Snoopy or other Peanuts characters. 

SpongeBob SquarePants Has Moved On From The Krusty Krab And Gotten A Job At A Three Michelin Sea Star Restaurant Owned By Chef Gordon Clamsay. So Now Instead Of Making Krabby Patties All The Time, He’s Making Krabby ________. 

This is another question that I feel would generate seven different answers. 

Disney World Has Announced A New Roller Coaster Centered Around The Hunchback Of Notre Dame. The Ride Has Only One Hill, And When You Go Down It, You Are Plunged Into __________.

I feel the correct answer to this one would be Hell. 

Shrek Has Announced That He Is Leasing Some Space At His Swamp For Visitors To Stay At. The Online Description Says That It’s Right In Nature And Quiet, Except You Have To Live Right Next To __________.

I feel the correct answer to this one would be Donkey.

Buzz Lightyear Has Been Chosen To Be The First Toy To Go With A Team To The International Space Station. Buzz Said “I’m Excited To Go To Where I Belong, But I’m Worried That I’ll Run Out Of _________ While I’m Up There.”

I feel the correct answer to this one would be batteries, as he is a toy that runs on batteries.

Everybody Loves The Show Abbott Elementary, But Nobody Seems To Care About The Show Rabbit Elementary, As It’s Just About Rabbits In A Sex Ed Class Learning How To __________. 

The correct answer to this one would be reproduce. 

Dumbo The Elephant Has Decided To Spread His Ears And Fly Away From The Circus. When Asked About His Decision, He Said That He Was Sick Of Working For ___________.

The correct answer to this would be peanuts.

Penn And Teller Have Decided To Literally Strip Down Their Act And Perform Naked. The Most Disturbing Part Is When One Of Them Pulls A Rabbit Out Of Their __________.

The correct answer to this one would be butt.

It’s Very Confusing That There Is A Song And A Movie Called American Pie. The Other Day Someone Told Jason Biggs To Sing His Song, And Someone Told Don McLean To Stick His __________ In A Pie.

The correct answer to this one would be genitals. 

Bob The Builder Had Always Said That There Was No Job He Couldn’t Do, But He Quickly Found Out That Wasn’t The Case After He Got Asked By __________ To Build A Wall. 

The correct answer to this one would be Trump.

There’s A New Coffee Shop Catering To Waterfowl Called Starducks. Their Most Popular Item Is A Cup Of Coffee With Pieces Of __________ Thrown Into It.

The correct answer to this one would be bread. 

20 Years Ago Today, Sergeant Pepper And His Vegetable Army Began Their Crusade Against Picky Eating Kids. They Found That The Best Path To Success Was By Fooling The Enemy And Pretending To Be A ___________.

The correct answer to this one would be airplane, as airplanes are common army attack vehicles, and that’s also how parents try to get their children to eat food they don’t want to eat. 

These are all the questions that I have come up with, I hope you all enjoyed them and that you think they’re good, and I’ll see you all soon as we get closer to the premiere of Season 6!